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Vampires suck. Yes I made that pun up. Totally by myself. I hate vampires. I don’t mean just the Twilight-y mopey vampires. Hating them would be redundant. It would be like saying something over again unnecessarily. Or repeating it a … Continue reading

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Eat, Prey, Hate Lexicon Entry 1: Defiantly

Here at Eat, Prey, Hate,while we may hate many things, if there is one thing we do love, it is language. (No homo. Well, maybe just a little homo…) As such, we have gathered quite a wide vocabulary and have … Continue reading

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All Hail Bertha Heyman!

It is my honor to present our first female predator: “Big” Bertha Heyman. Bertha was a con woman back in the 1880s. What makes her such a predator? She was no simple con artist. She specialized in getting men to … Continue reading

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Oscars Suck

I hate the Oscars. Why? Take a look at the picture below. These are pictures of the nominees for best picture, best actor and actress, best supporting actor and actress, and best director. Notice anything they have in common? The … Continue reading

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Reese’s Peanut Butter Easter Eggs

In deciding the inaugural “eat” post there was some trepidation amongst the consortium of Eat, Prey, Hate authors. With the prey and hate posts featuring such iconic concepts as the Honey Badger, and Burton’s Planet of the Apes, it was … Continue reading

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Honey Badger Don’t Care.

This video is a good example of the kind of stuff that this site will feature. You see, though this video shows that the honey badger is quite a natural predator in the purest sense, we celebrate more the fact … Continue reading

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