Author Archives: Col. Taylor

George Lucas is the Devil

Dear George, We’ve been through so much together, you and me and all my money, haven’t we? I’ve been needing to talk to you for so long, but you’ve been so busy for the past 10 years making those ‘movies’ … Continue reading

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When preds make a commercial

Eat + Predation = Winning.

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Sheen or Gaddafi?

Sent by a true scholar – a friend and fellow EPH subscriber, Sexy_Dutch69- Pick who said it – Charlie Sheen or Muammar Gaddafi?  

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Charlie Sheen, Welcome to the Hall of Pred

I don’t quite know what it is about overpaid, narcissistic, self-righteous trainwrecks like Charlie Sheen that give me such a hard on.  Maybe its the idea that one day I, too, will be able to so completely divorce myself from … Continue reading

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And we have a winner!

  It just doesn’t get more poetic than that. Does anyone have Chris Hansen on speed dial?

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Make Believe is Fun

Growing up, I was considered something of a big shit in my small town.  I wasn’t the fastest or the brightest kid, nor the funniest or the most interesting.  I wore second hand shoes bought from a crumbling warehouse in … Continue reading

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